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'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

This Year's Spa

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Balanced Diet"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Just call me Delia...'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Pressing Problem

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Michael Symon

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"The George Foreman! I've got just the thing."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Omelette aux grosses herbes