Iron Stomach Enthusiast Pillows

'There's a fly in my soup.' - 'And a maggot in my steak tartare.'

Ironing day.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

"Balanced Diet"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Woman tangled up ironing

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Pressing Problem

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Long suffering cricket wife

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"Your thighs are like iron."

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Upper or lower body workout?"