Iron Stomach Enthusiast Pillows

'There's a fly in my soup.' - 'And a maggot in my steak tartare.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Balanced Diet"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Long suffering cricket wife

Woman tangled up ironing

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Pressing Problem

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"Your thighs are like iron."