Iron Gut Adventurer Pillows

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

Sunburn.

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"