Ironing Adventurer Pillows

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Ironing day.

"Now you can send it."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"...it's another metal detector."

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Joan of Arch

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Iron Man Competition"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

Tools of the Trade

House Hubby.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'