Ironing Adventurer Mugs

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

Ironing day.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Now you can send it."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"...it's another metal detector."

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Woman tangled up ironing

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Joan of Arch

Long suffering cricket wife

"Iron Man Competition"

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Tools of the Trade

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

House Hubby.