Iron Adventurers Mugs

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Island of Lost Guys.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Easter Candy Island.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The Desert Island Package

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Cary Grant

"That's the deep end."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

"AI tsumoney"

Bobsled Police.

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."