Iron Adventurers Gifts

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The Desert Island Package

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"That's the deep end."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

"AI tsumoney"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

Bobsled Police.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"