Iron Stomach Adventurer Gifts

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Happy hour.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Toastquest!

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"Start Sucking!"

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Something moved!'

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"Welcome to the alcohol-free, non-dairy, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan cafe. May I take your order?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm going on a raw food diet. What kind of diet do you recommend? You rock my world, girl! - John in Portland, Oregon. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. How so? He's going to eat naked?! Maybe if he has a body like mine it would be okay, but ... stop. That's not what he means by raw. Explain, nerdy sidekick. According to Wikipedia, it's mostly a vegan diet. Wikipedia? Crowd-sourced virtual encyclopedia. I don't understand anything being said today!! Rock my world