Iron Stomach Adventurer Gifts

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Happy hour.

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Toastquest!

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"Start Sucking!"

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Something moved!'

'That's it, it's time for you to lose weight. I'm putting you on a three-week balsa-wood diet!

Saturated Fat...Might Work.

Man climbing Mount 'Fad-Diet'

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"