Iron Stomach Gifts

'I trust the meal meets with Sir's approval?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Balanced Diet"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Muscular Dad

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

A bulge of bodybuilders

Excalibur Golf Course.

'Monged too much this week?'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

Metal Defective.

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

9-Iron Man

"I told you to see someone about your bloating!"

'There's a fly in my soup.' - 'And a maggot in my steak tartare.'

Man with a sign that says: Violence Never Solves Anything, has been knock out cold.