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'I trust the meal meets with Sir's approval?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Balanced Diet"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Muscular Dad

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

Excalibur Golf Course.

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Monged too much this week?'

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Metal Defective.

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

9-Iron Man

'There's a fly in my soup.' - 'And a maggot in my steak tartare.'

Man with a sign that says: Violence Never Solves Anything, has been knock out cold.

'One, two, three, four!'