Ironing Enthusiast Mugs

'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

'He shouldn't be here really. There's a pile of ironing at home.'

'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'How thoughtful, dear - a new iron to match my set of saucepans...'

Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.

'Three iron.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'Me, have a nice day -you must be joking! Have you seen that pile of ironing?'

I hope you'll buy non-wrinkle shirts in the future!

'I think I left the iron on.'

Tools of the Trade

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Ironing Boardroom Decisions

'He was ironing his shirt when the phone rang.'

All quiet in MoneyLaunderingCo whilst the men dispute the ironing roster.

The House-Husband

"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"

House Hubby.

'Why iron the back? No none can see the back.'

Ironing.

Woman tangled up ironing

'Is that lunch or one of my shirts you're burning?'

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

1200 B.C. - The Iron Age begins.

"Iron Man Competition"

"Hello?"