Iron Bar Bender Pillows

strong man bends an iron bar

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Occupational Hazards.

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Fun on the pyramids

'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

'Never shoot straight up.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'