Irish Literature Pillows

James Joyce.

James Joyce

Oliver Goldsmith.

Louis MacNeice

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

Snakes Return To Ireland

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

'It's not easy being green.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

Mister Behan.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

St. Patrick's Day

Dolores O'Riordan

Waiter talking to diner

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Irish moon landing.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

Happy St Patrick's Day!