Lover Of All Things Irish Pillows

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Saint Patrick

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Snakes Return To Ireland

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

St. Patrick's Day

Waiter talking to diner

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

Dolores O'Riordan

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Blarney Stone Romance

Out of Ireland

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'