Irish Culture Buff Pillows

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

Sean O'Casey.

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Dolores O'Riordan

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

Waiter talking to diner

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

"I come here for the whack."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

James Joyce

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

Seamus Heaney.

Dolores O'Riordan caricature