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Great news. Our vacation request has been granted. No kidding. The creators of the strip are giving all of us two weeks off, starting next week. Instead, they're either going to publish reruns or find an alternative. Like what? Lookalikes. Me wants a new iPad. It looks like Popeye.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Apples for sale

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Cellphone Islands

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...