Iphone Aficionado T-Shirts

'Welcome to I shell.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Apples for sale

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Digital Fomo!

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cellphone Islands

Terry had a computer bug.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'New Game'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Technology and Love

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'