Ionesco Fans Pillows

'Yes?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Children's Parties

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Pisa Hut.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Pokemon Get Lost

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Lionel Messi

Bird plucking a cello

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

Will Smith's Oscar

Soccer Moms

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Dog and frog playing football.

Football Angel

Play it again, Sam.

And now bring the girls!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'...and they all went into the witness protection plan and lived happily ever after.'

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Dalmartian Landing

Universal health care yes!

Fast Food

U2's Bono named in Paradise papers tax scandal

'Don't anthropomorphize.'

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

Out of Ice.

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"