'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
Invoice Dodger Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the invoice dodger in your life? Our collection captures their creative, rebellious streak with humorous designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who turn invoices into inspiration and see the world through a humorous lens.
"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
Scapegoat of the Year
I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."
Homework flavored dog food
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
Hear me, Graduates!
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'
"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'
Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!
It's an I-O-Ewe.
'So, who's first?'
Kicking The Habit
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'
'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'
"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."
Invoice Dodger Gifts Collection
Invoice Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the invoice dodger—witty, humorous, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Invoice Dodger Pillows
Find pillows that make a statement about your invoice dodger’s playful spirit—fun, quirky, and perfect for any space.
Invoice Dodger Prints
Browse prints that capture the inventive, humorous side of invoice dodgers—unique decor to brighten any room.
Invoice Dodger T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the creative rebel in every invoice dodger—comfortable, fun, and packed with personality.