Invitation Interpreter Pillows

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."