Book Club. Tonight "The Catcher in the Rye." What a disappointment! I thought it was going to be about a baseball player opening a deli.
Title Interpreter Pillows
Add a touch of creative charm to their space with a pillow that speaks to their passion for storytelling and comedic flair. Comfort and wit combined.
"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."
Dialogue
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
She - Interpreter - He.
'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'
'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'
"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."
Test your patience, back in one hour.
"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."
Signing the declaration of independence.
"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."
"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"
'I need a text-mail interpreter.'
'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'
"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."
Confused drivers
Orator translates in many languages.
"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."
"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"
'I'm a difference maker... not that it makes any difference...'
Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.
Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.
Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.
Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.
The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...
"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
Simultaneous translation.
"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"
"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."
Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.
The International Date Line
The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable
"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."
Title Interpreter Pillows Collection
Title Interpreter Mugs
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Title Interpreter Prints
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Title Interpreter T-Shirts
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