Title Analyst Pillows

'I'm a difference maker... not that it makes any difference...'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

In the Guru District

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Press Freedom

Time Is Money

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Studies show foods work miracles!

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'