Instruction Interpreters Pillows

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line