Expression Interpreters Pillows

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Dialogue

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

She - Interpreter - He.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."