Instruction Interpreters Prints

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'