Invitation Interpreter Mugs

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'