Investment Virtuoso Gifts

Don't panic!

Dear Sir, today I did something that will yield high returns, but is fiscally naughty.

'He's my 'greed coach'.'

Honest Vending

An informed voter is a good voter

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

Leonard Cohen

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"take your best shot, counselor."

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

Vendo Tree.