Investment Newbie Gifts

Looking for a gift for your investment newbie? Our collection blends humor and motivation, perfect for inspiring confidence in beginners exploring finance and investments. Whether they’re trading stocks, learning about markets, or just getting started, these gifts help keep their enthusiasm high. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that encourages their new passion and makes their journey more fun and memorable.

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'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.'

'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.' mockup

'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.'

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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Profit

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it." mockup

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

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'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish' mockup

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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Wall Street Couch

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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Day trading.

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.' mockup

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked. mockup

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting." mockup

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.' mockup

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards. mockup

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

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'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.' mockup

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night." mockup

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..." mockup

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

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Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator. mockup

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

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wealth investment

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'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.' mockup

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

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Investment Newbie Gifts Collection

Investment Newbie Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs designed for investment newbies—witty, motivational, and perfect for their coffee breaks during market hours.

Investment Newbie Pillows

Find cozy pillows with fun financial quotes, perfect for creating an inspiring workspace or home environment for finance beginners.

Investment Newbie Prints

Browse our motivational prints tailored for new investors, adding a spark of confidence and humor to their trading space.

Investment Newbie T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that proudly celebrate new investors, blending humor and inspiration for their daily wardrobe.