Investing Newbie Gifts

Shopping for an investing novice? Our collection blends humor and encouragement to celebrate their new financial journey. Perfect for new investors eager to learn, grow, and maybe even laughing at the market's ups and downs. Find mugs, tees, pillows, and art prints that add a personal touch to their investment adventure.

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.' mockup

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night." mockup

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,' mockup

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

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'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.' mockup

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

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Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside. mockup

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class... mockup

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

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"Investment strategy - fear."

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'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?' mockup

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

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'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.' mockup

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

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'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.' mockup

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

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'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies. mockup

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

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"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth." mockup

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

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'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!' mockup

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

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Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'. mockup

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

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Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes? mockup

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

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Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video. mockup

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

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Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'. mockup

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

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'The bad news is that our fund lost money this quarter. The good news is that it's other people's money.'

'The bad news is that our fund lost money this quarter. The good news is that it's other people's money.' mockup

'The bad news is that our fund lost money this quarter. The good news is that it's other people's money.'

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'There's nothing wrong with your cognitive abilities. All investors have short memories.'

'There's nothing wrong with your cognitive abilities. All investors have short memories.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with your cognitive abilities. All investors have short memories.'

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"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry." mockup

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

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"So we're cool? We can go on a date?" mockup

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

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'I was doing okay in the stock market until I started investing too heavily in liquid assets!'

'I was doing okay in the stock market until I started investing too heavily in liquid assets!' mockup

'I was doing okay in the stock market until I started investing too heavily in liquid assets!'

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Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds. mockup

Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

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The dow went over 10,000...

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'You want to ask your uncle for investment advice? That's like asking Shaq for free-throw lessons.'

'You want to ask your uncle for investment advice? That's like asking Shaq for free-throw lessons.' mockup

'You want to ask your uncle for investment advice? That's like asking Shaq for free-throw lessons.'

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"Hey, my credit score is 271!! - It's a shame I don't even know what a 'credit score' is tho'. . ."

"Hey, my credit score is 271!! - It's a shame I don't even know what a 'credit score' is tho'. . ." mockup

"Hey, my credit score is 271!! - It's a shame I don't even know what a 'credit score' is tho'. . ."

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'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.'

'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.' mockup

'Free 'I love money' bumper sticker to new investors.'

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"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"

"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?" mockup

"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"

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"Joey, how about our 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread' fund?"

"Joey, how about our 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread' fund?" mockup

"Joey, how about our 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread' fund?"

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'My retirement plan suffered from a market correction.'

'My retirement plan suffered from a market correction.' mockup

'My retirement plan suffered from a market correction.'

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"$Norman just launched his own cryptocurrency"

"$Norman just launched his own cryptocurrency" mockup

"$Norman just launched his own cryptocurrency"

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'I must admit, I've never seen a decline like this in the three hours I've worked in the industry.'

'I must admit, I've never seen a decline like this in the three hours I've worked in the industry.' mockup

'I must admit, I've never seen a decline like this in the three hours I've worked in the industry.'

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Investing Newbie Gifts Collection

Investing Newbie Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for investing newbies—fun, inspiring designs to brighten their mornings.

Investing Newbie Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that motivate new investors to keep aiming high on their financial journey.

Investing Newbie Prints

Find inspiring prints that complement an investing amateur’s space and celebrate their new financial passion.

Investing Newbie T-Shirts

Check out our amusing t-shirts that celebrate the rookie investor in your life with style and wit.