Investigation Insider Gifts

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Horse meat scandal.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

CIA Espionage

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"This is not good at all!"

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

Fingerprint Show

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

Two men converse secretively

Newscorp hacks into itself.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

The institute.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Uber Files