Investigation Insider Gifts

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

CIA Espionage

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Horse meat scandal.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"This is not good at all!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Fingerprint Show

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Two men converse secretively

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

The News. Editor. Cough! Cough! That dry cough starts every time he makes a call. The editor is a "phone hacker"!

The institute.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Reporter #4: post box.