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"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Hollywood Sign Developers

In the Guru District

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

That party went well.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"