Inversion Prints

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

In the Guru District

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Club Antisocial

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'