Inventory Joker Pillows

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Note Book

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"Tell me more about Armageddon. I think it may have potential as an exchange-traded fund."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Funky Chef 1

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

Eye clinic

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

Loggers Destroy Industry.

Cartoon Library

Scientist juggling dangerous bacteria

House with Damp Problem.

The Genius Of Camoflage

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

'Is he house-broken?'