Inventory Joker T-Shirts

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Note Book

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

"Tell me more about Armageddon. I think it may have potential as an exchange-traded fund."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Funky Chef 1

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Eye clinic

"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."

Scientist juggling dangerous bacteria

Cartoon Library

Loggers Destroy Industry.

House with Damp Problem.

The Genius Of Camoflage

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

No Scooter Joy Riding!

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'