Inventive Insights Gifts

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Benjamin Franklin.

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Lunch break.

'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

"Hold it Michaelangelo, I've just had a brilliant idea!"

'What's that terrible smell?'

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

Research Lab. Darn, you're right