Inventive Insights Mugs

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Benjamin Franklin.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Lunch break.

'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'

'What's that terrible smell?'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

"Hold it Michaelangelo, I've just had a brilliant idea!"

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'