Introverted Escapist Gifts

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Kissing Hands

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Go away

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Night of the Living Extroverts

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

'You need to come out of your shell.'

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."