Introverted Escapist Pillows

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

Kissing Hands

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Go away

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Night of the Living Extroverts

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Message in a bottle.

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.