Introverted Aquatic Adventurers T-Shirts

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'