Introverted Aquatic Adventurers Gifts

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'