Introverted Alibi Creators Pillows

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

'The homework ate my dog.'

Shy Man at Party

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

Night of the Living Extroverts

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Anyone home?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'