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"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Shy Man at Party

Night of the Living Extroverts

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Anyone home?"

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'