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'The homework ate my dog.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

Headless Self-Portrait

Flying Pen

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

'Looked just like a big, white bird to me, but then these ol' eyes ain't what they used to be!'

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

Bridge crossing.

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