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'The homework ate my dog.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Trainset

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

Cartoonists in Therapy.

Flying Pen

Headless Self-Portrait

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

Design Dept. He okayed the flightless birds, but he said the idea for the swimless fish was just silly.

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

'Looked just like a big, white bird to me, but then these ol' eyes ain't what they used to be!'

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

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