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'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Handyman's Special'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I tested very high in playing."

Snow Bridge.

'It's a self-build.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

How to make a concept album

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Changing the dream

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

"Frankly, this crumbling infrastructure is a damned disgrace."