Intricate Crafts Admirer Pillows

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"The innocence seems forced."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Cheesemaker

Faberge Chicken

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Now at the Farmers' Market

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .