Artisan Admirers Pillows

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

Shell Fire

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Starbucks Siren

Peter Gabriel

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

I told you not to touch its belly.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Big Ballet Dancer.

All set for the summer holiday!

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Crocheting during lockdown

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Faberge Chicken

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Pottery Sale

William Morris

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"