Artifact Admirers Pillows

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Shell Fire

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Souvenirs.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Posh Easter Egg

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Teddy Roosevelt

"I get it!"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Starbucks Siren

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Antiques

Haunted museum

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Museum.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Mangle