Artifact Aficionados Pillows

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Posh Easter Egg

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Haunted museum

Islington Angels.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

My own museum.

First aid and sculpture

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Carbon Dating Agency

Stan's OK Deliveries

National Pottery Live

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'