Intricate Crafts Admirer T-Shirts

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"The innocence seems forced."

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Faberge Chicken

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

Now at the Farmers' Market

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Cross stitch

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.