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"Where do you see this country in five years?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

#notblessed

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Tell us something we don't know."

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Bob finally catches a break.

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

The Dealt Cards.

Wealth Inequality

"Any other references besides your Mother?"

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

Unreliable Narrator

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.